The Lesser Bourgeoisie

第31章

"Andyet,MonsieurPicot,"saidMinard,"ifFelixPhellionisonlyguiltyofattributinghisdiscoverytoyou,itseemstomethathisindiscreetbehaviorhasresultedinacertaincompensationtoyou:thecrossoftheLegionofhonor,apension,andthegloryattachedtoyournamearenottobedespised。"

"ThecrossandthepensionItake,"saidtheoldman,emptyinghisglass,which,toBrigitte’sterror,hesetdownuponthetablewithaforcethatthreatenedtosmashit。"Thegovernmenthasowedthemtomethesetwentyyears;notforthediscoveryofstars,——thingsthatI

havealwaysdespised,——butformyfamous’TreatiseonDifferentialLogarithms’(Keplerthoughtpropertocallthemmonologarithms),whichisasequeltothetablesofNapier;alsoformy’Postulatum’ofEuclid,ofwhichIwasthefirsttodiscoverthesolution;butaboveall,formy’TheoryofPerpetualMotion,’——fourvolumesinquartowithplates;Paris,1825。Yousee,therefore,monsieur,thattogivemegloryisbringingwatertotheSeine。IhadsolittleneedofMonsieurFelixPhelliontomakemeapositioninthescientificworldthatI

turnedhimoutofmyhouselongago。"

"Thenitisn’tthefirststar,"saidColleville,flippantly,"thathedaredtoputuponyou?"

"Hedidworsethanthat,"roaredtheoldman;"heruinedmyreputation,hetarnishedmyname。My’TheoryofPerpetualMotion,’theprintingofwhichcostmeeverypennyIowned,thoughitoughttohavebeenprintedgratisattheRoyalPrinting—office,wascalculatedtomakemyfortuneandrendermeimmortal。Well,thatmiserableFelixpreventedit。Fromtimetotime,pretendingtobringmessagesfrommyeditor,hewouldsay,theyoungsycophant,’PapaPicot,yourbookissellingfinely;here’sfivehundredfrancs——twohundredfrancs——andonceitwastwothousand——whichyourpublisherchargedmetogiveyou。’Thisthingwentonforyears,andmypublisher,whohadthebasenesstoenterintotheplot,wouldsaytome,whenIwenttotheshop:’Yes,yes,itdoesn’tdobadly,itBUBBLES,thatbook;weshallsoonbeattheendofthisedition。’I,whodidn’tsuggestanything,I

pocketedmymoney,andthoughttomyself:’Mybookisliked,littlebylittleitsideasaremakingtheirway;Imaynowexpect,fromdaytoday,thatsomegreatcapitalistwillcometomeandproposetoapplymysystem——’"

"——of’AbsorptionofLiquids’?"askedColleville,whohadbeensteadilyfillingtheoldfellow’sglass。

"No,monsieur,my’TheoryofPerpetualMotion,’4vols。inquartowithplates。Butno!days,weekswentbyandnobodycame;so,thinkingthatmypublisherdidnotputalltheenergyheshouldintothematter,I

triedtosellthesecondeditiontoanotherman。Itwasthat,monsieur,thatenabledmetodiscoverthewholeplot,onwhich,asI

saidbefore,Iturnedthatserpentoutofmyhouse。Insixyearsonlyninecopieshadbeensold!KeptquietinfalsesecurityIhaddonenothingforthepropagationofmybook,whichhadbeenlefttotakecareofitself;andthusitwasthatI,victimofblackandwickedjealousy,wasshamefullydespoiledofthevalueofmylabors。"

"But,"saidMinard,makinghimselfthemouthpieceofthethoughtsofthecompany,"maywenotseeinthatactamannerasingeniousasitwasdelicateto——"

"Togivemealms!isthatwhatyoumean?"interruptedtheoldman,witharoarthatmadeMademoiselleMinardjumpinherchair;"tohumiliateme,dishonorme——me,hisoldprofessor!AmIinneedofcharity?HasPicot(Nepomucene),towhomhiswifebroughtadowryofonehundredthousandfrancs,everstretchedouthispalmtoanyone?

Butinthesedaysnothingisrespected。Oldfellows,astheycallus,ourreligionandourgoodfaithistakenadvantageofsothattheseyouthsmaysaytothepublic:’Olddrivellers,don’tyouseenowtheyaregoodfornothing?ItneedsUS,theyounggeneration,US,themoderns,US,YoungFrance,tobringthemuponabottle。’Younggreenhorn!letmeseeYOUtrytofeedME!Olddrivellersknowmoreintheirlittlefingerthanyouinyourwholebrain,andyou’llneverbeworthus,paltrylittleintriguerthatyouare!However,Iknowmydayofvengeancewillcome;thatyoungPhellioncan’thelpendingbadly;

whathedidto—day,readingastatementtotheAcademy,undermyname,wasforgery,forgery!andthelawwillsendhimtothegalleysforthat。"

"True,"saidColleville,"forgeryofapublicstar。"

Brigitte,whoquakedforherglasses,andwhosenerveswereexacerbatedbythemonstrousconsumptionofcakesandwine,nowgavethesignaltoreturntothesalon。Besides,shehadheardthedoor—

bellringseveraltimes,announcingthearrivalofguestsfortheevening。Thequestionthenwashowtotransplanttheprofessor,andCollevillepolitelyofferedhimhisarm。

"No,monsieur,"hesaid,"youmustallowmetostaywhereIam。Iamnotdressedforaparty,andbesides,astronglighthurtsmyeyes。

Moreover,Idon’tchoosetogivemyselfasaspectacle;itwillbebestthatmyinterviewwithFelixPhellionshouldtakeplacebetween’four—eyes,’astheysay。"

"Well,lethimalone,then,"saidBrigittetoColleville。

Nooneinsisted,——theoldmanhaving,unconsciously,prettynighdiscrownedhimselfintheopinionofthecompany。Butbeforeleaving,thecarefulhousewiferemovedeverythingthatwasatallfragilefromhisreach;then,bywayofaslightattention,shesaid:——

"ShallIsendyousomecoffee?"

"I’lltakeit,madame,"respondedperePicot,"andsomecognacwithit。"

"Oh!parbleu!hetakeseverything,"saidBrigittetothemaledomestic,andshetoldthelattertokeepaneyeontheoldmadman。

WhenBrigittereturnedtothesalonshefoundthattheAbbeGondrinhadbecomethecentreofagreatcircleformedbynearlythewholecompany,andassheapproached,sheheardhimsay:——

"IthankHeavenforbestowinguponmesuchapleasure。Ihaveneverfeltanemotionlikethatarousedbythescenewehavejustwitnessed;

eventheratherburlesqueformofthisconfidence,whichwascertainlyveryartless,foritwasquiteinvoluntary,onlyaddstothehonorofthesurprisinggenerosityitrevealed。PlacedasIambymyministryinthewayofknowingofmanycharities,andofteneitherthewitnessorintermediaryofgoodactions,IthinkIneverinmylifehavemetwithamoretouchingoramoreingeniousdevotion。TokeepthelefthandignorantofwhattherighthanddoesisagreatstepinChristianity;buttogosofarastorobone’sselfofone’sownfametobenefitanotherundersuchconditionsisthegospelappliedinitshighestprecepts;itisbeingmorethanaSisterofCharity;itisdoingtheworkofanapostleofbeneficence。HowIshouldliketoknowthatnobleyoungman,andshakehimbythehand。"

Withherarmslippedthroughthatofhergodmother,Celestewasstandingverynearthepriest,herearsintentuponhiswords,herarmpressingtighterandtighterthatofMadameThuillier,astheabbeanalyzedthegenerousactionofFelixPhellion,untilatlastshewhisperedunderherbreath:——

"Youhear,godmother,youhear!"

TodestroytheinevitableeffectwhichthisheartypraisewouldsurelyhaveonCeleste,Thuillierhastenedtosay:——

"Unfortunately,Monsieurl’abbe,theyoungmanofwhomyouspeaksowarmlyisnotaltogetherunknowntoyou。Ihavehadoccasiontotellyouabouthim,andtoregretthatitwasnotpossibletofollowoutcertainplanswhichweonceentertainedforhim;Ialludetotheverycompromisingindependenceheaffectsinhisreligiousopinions。"

"Ah!isthattheyoungman?"saidtheabbe;"yousurprisememuch;I

mustsaysuchanideawouldneverhavecrossedmymind。"

"Youwillseehimpresently,Monsieurl’abbe,"saidlaPeyrade,joiningintheconversation,"andifyouquestionhimoncertaingroundsyouwillhavenodifficultyindiscoveringtheravagesthataloveofsciencecancommit

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