The Lesser Bourgeoisie

第27章

"Itseemstome,"repliedTheodose,"thatbarristersatthePalaisarelikeTurksatConstantinople,whereafriendofmineaffirmedyoucouldseeagoodmany。ItisYOUwhomitisrathersurprisingtoseehere。"

"Notatall,"saidThuillier,carelessly。"I’vecomeaboutthatcursedpamphlet。Isthereeveranyendtoyourlegalbothers?Iwassummonedherethismorning,butIdon’tregretit,asitgivesmethehappychanceofmeetingyou。"

"I,too,"saidlaPeyrade,tyinguphisbundle。"Iamverygladtoseeyou,butImustleaveyounow;Ihaveanappointment,andIsupposeyouwanttodoyourbusinessatonce。"

"Ihavedoneit,"saidThuillier。

"DidyouspeaktoOlivierVinet,thatmortalenemyofyours?hesitsinthatcourt,"askedlaPeyrade。

"No,"saidThuillier,naminganotherofficial。

"Well,that’squeer!"saidthebarrister;"thatfellowmusthavethegiftofubiquity;hehasbeenallthemorninginthefifthcourt—room,andhasjustthisminutegivenajudgmentonacaseIpleaded。"

Thuilliercolored,andgotoutofhishobbleasbesthecould。"Oh,hangit!"hesaid;"thosemeningownsareallalike,Idon’tknowonefromanother。"

LaPeyradeshruggedhisshouldersandsaidaloud,butasiftohimself:"Alwaysthesame;crafty,crooked,neverstraightforward。"

"Whomareyoutalkingabout?"askedThuillier,rathernonplussed。

"Why,ofyou,mydearfellow,whotakemeforanimbecile,asifIandthewholeworlddidn’tknowthatyourpamphletbusinesscametoanendtwoweeksago。Why,then,summonyoutocourt?"

"Well,Iwassentfor,"saidThuillier,withembarrassment;"somethingaboutregistryfees,——itisallGreektome,Ican’tcomprehendtheirscrawls。"

"Andtheychose,"saidlaPeyrade,"preciselytheverydaywhentheMoniteur,announcingthedissolutionoftheChamber,madeyouthinkaboutbeingacandidateforthe12tharrondissement。"

"Whynot?"askedThuillier,"whathasmycandidacytodowiththefeesIowetothecourt?"

"I’lltellyou,"saidlaPeyrade,dryly。"Thecourtisathingessentiallyamiableandcomplaisant。’Tiens!’itsaidtoitself,’here’sthisgoodMonsieurThuilliergoingtobeacandidatefortheChamber;howhamperedhe’llbebyhisattitudetohisex—friendMonsieurdelaPeyrade,withwhomhewishesnowhehadn’tquarrelled。

I’llsummonhimforfeeshedoesn’towe;thatwillbringhimtothePalaiswherelaPeyradecomesdaily;andinthatwayhecanmeethimbychance,andsoavoidtakingastepwhichwouldhurthisself—love。"

"Well,thereyouaremistaken!"criedThuillier,breakingtheice。"I

usedsolittlecraft,asyoucallit,thatI’vejustcomefromyourhouse,there!andyourportresstoldmewheretofindyou。"

"Welldone!"saidlaPeyrade,"Ilikethisfrankness;Icangetonwithmenwhoplayabove—board。Well,whatdoyouwantofme?Haveyoucometotalkaboutyourelection?Ihavealreadybeguntoworkforit。"

"No,really?"saidThuillier,"how?"

"Here,"repliedlaPeyrade,feelingunderhisgownforhispocketandbringingoutapaper,"here’swhatIscribbledjustnowinthecourt—

roomwhilethelawyerontheothersiderambledonlikeanexpert。"

"Whatisitabout?"askedThuillier。

"Readandyou’llsee。"

Thepaperreadasfollows:——

Estimateforanewspaper,smallsize,atthirtyfrancsayear。

Calculatingtheeditionsat5,000thecostsare:——

Paper,5reamsat12francs……1,860francs。

Composition……2,400"

Printing……450"

Oneadministrator……250"

Oneclerk……100"

Oneeditor(alsocashier)……200"

Onedespatcher……100"

Folders……120"

Oneofficeboy……80"

Officeexpenses……150"

Rent……100"

Licenseandpostage……7,500"

Reportingandstenographicnews……1,800"

—————————

Totalmonthly,15,110"

"yearly,181,320"

"Doyouwanttosetupapaper?"askedThuillier,indread。

"I?"askedlaPeyrade,"Iwantnothingatall;youaretheonetobeaskedifyouwanttobeadeputy。"

"UndoubtedlyIdo;because,whenyouurgedmetobecomeamunicipalcouncillor,youputtheideaintomyhead。Butreflect,mydearTheodose,onehundredandeightyonethousandthreehundredandtwentyfrancstoputout!HaveIafortunelargeenoughtomeetsuchademand?"

"Yes,"saidlaPeyrade,"youcouldverywellsupportthatexpense,forconsideringtheendyouwanttoobtainthereisnothingexorbitantinit。InEnglandtheymakemuchgreatersacrificestogetaseatinParliament;butinanycase,Ibegyoutoobservethatthecostsareveryhighonthatestimate,andsomecouldbecutoffaltogether。Forinstance,youwouldnotwantanadministrator。You,yourself,anoldaccountant,andI,anoldjournalist,canverywellmanagetheaffairbetweenus。Alsorent,weneedn’tcountthat;youhaveyouroldapartmentintherueSaint—Dominiquewhichisnotyetleased;thatwillmakeafinenewspaperoffice。"

"Allthatcostsofftwothousandfourhundredfrancsayear,"saidThuillier。

"Well,that’ssomething;butyourerrorconsistsincalculatingontheyearlycost。Whendotheelectionstakeplace?"

"Intwomonths,"saidThuillier。

"Verygood;twomonthswillcostyouthirtythousandfrancs,evensupposingthepaperhadnosubscribers。"

"True,"saidThuillier,"theexpenseiscertainlylessthanIthoughtatfirst。Butdoesanewspaperreallyseemtoyouessential?"

"Soessentialthatwithoutthatpowerinourhands,Iwon’thaveanythingtodowiththeelection。Youdon’tseemtosee,mypoorfellow,thatingoingtoliveintheotherquarteryouhavelost,electorallyspeaking,animmenseamountofground。Youarenolongerthemanoftheplace,andyourelectioncouldbebalkedbythecryofwhattheEnglishcall’absenteeism。’Thismakesyourgameveryhardtoplay。"

"Iadmitthat,"saidThuillier;"buttherearesomanythingswantedbesidesmoney,——anameforonething,amanager,editorialstaff,andsoforth。"

"Aname,wehaveonemadetohand;editors,theyareyouandIandafewyoungfellowswhogrowoneverybushinParis。Asforthemanager,Ihaveamaninview。"

"Whatnameisit?"askedThuillier。

"L’EchodelaBievre。"

"Butthereisalreadyapaperofthatname。"

"Precisely,andthat’swhyIgivemyapprovaltotheaffair。DoyouthinkIshouldbefoolenoughtoadviseyoutostartanentirelynewpaper?’EchodelaBievre!’thattitleisatreasuretoamanwhowantssupportforhiscandidacyinthe12tharrondissement。Saythewordonly,andIputthattreasureintoyourhands。"

"How?"askedThuillier,withcuriosity。

"Parbleu!bybuyingit;itcanbehadforasong。"

"Therenow,yousee,"saidThuillierinadiscouragedtone;"younevercountedinthecostofpurchase。"

"Howyoudwellonnothings!"saidlaPeyrade,hunchinghisshoulders;

"wehaveotherandmoreimportantdifficultiestosolve。"

"Otherdifficulties?"echoedThuillier。

"Parbleu!"exclaimedlaPeyrade;"doyousupposethatafterallthathastakenplacebetweenusIshouldboldlyharnessmyselftoyourelectionwithoutknowingexactlywhatbenefitIamtogetforit?"

"But,"saidThuillier,ratherastonished,"Ithoughtthatfriendshipwasagoodexchangeforsuchservices。"

"Yes;butwhentheexchangeconsistsinonesidegivingallandtheothersidenothing,friendshipgetstiredofthatsortofsharing,andasksforsomethingalittlebetterbalanced。"

"But,mydearTheodose,whathaveItoofferyouthatyouhavenotalreadyrejected?"

"Irejectedit,becauseitwasofferedwithoutheartiness,andseasonedwithMademoiselleBrigitte’svinegar;everyself—respectingmanwouldhaveactedasIdid。Giveandkeepdon’tpass,astheoldlegalsayingis;butthatispreciselywhatyoup

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