The Toys of Peace

第2章

"Anyhow,itisn\'ttrue,"saidtheBaronesscomplacently;"sinceweboughttheplacewehavehadproofthatnothingofthesorthappens。

Whentheoldmother-in-lawdiedlastspringtimewealllistened,buttherewasnohowling。Itisjustastorythatlendsdignitytotheplacewithoutcostinganything。"

"Thestoryisnotasyouhavetoldit,"saidAmalie,thegreyoldgoverness。Everyoneturnedandlookedatherinastonishment。Shewaswonttositsilentandprimandfadedinherplaceattable,neverspeakingunlesssomeonespoketoher,andtherewerefewwhotroubledthemselvestomakeconversationwithher。To-dayasuddenvolubilityhaddescendedonher;shecontinuedtotalk,rapidlyandnervously,lookingstraightinfrontofherandseemingtoaddressnooneinparticular。

"Itisnotwhenanyonediesinthecastlethatthehowlingisheard。ItwaswhenoneoftheCernogratzfamilydiedherethatthewolvescamefromfarandnearandhowledattheedgeoftheforestjustbeforethedeathhour。Therewereonlyafewcoupleofwolvesthathadtheirlairsinthispartoftheforest,butatsuchatimethekeeperssaytherewouldbescoresofthem,glidingaboutintheshadowsandhowlinginchorus,andthedogsofthecastleandthevillageandallthefarmsroundwouldbayandhowlinfearandangeratthewolfchorus,andasthesoulofthedyingoneleftitsbodyatreewouldcrashdowninthepark。ThatiswhathappenedwhenaCernogratzdiedinhisfamilycastle。Butforastrangerdyinghere,ofcoursenowolfwouldhowlandnotreewouldfall。Oh,no。"

Therewasanoteofdefiance,almostofcontempt,inhervoiceasshesaidthelastwords。Thewell-fed,much-too-welldressedBaronessstaredangrilyatthedowdyoldwomanwhohadcomeforthfromherusualandseemlypositionofeffacementtospeaksodisrespectfully。

"YouseemtoknowquitealotaboutthevonCernogratzlegends,FrauleinSchmidt,"shesaidsharply;"Ididnotknowthatfamilyhistorieswereamongthesubjectsyouaresupposedtobeproficientin。"

Theanswertohertauntwasevenmoreunexpectedandastonishingthantheconversationaloutbreakwhichhadprovokedit。

"IamavonCernogratzmyself,"saidtheoldwoman,"thatiswhyI

knowthefamilyhistory。"

"YouavonCernogratz?You!"cameinanincredulouschorus。

"Whenwebecameverypoor,"sheexplained,"andIhadtogooutandgiveteachinglessons,Itookanothername;Ithoughtitwouldbemoreinkeeping。Butmygrandfatherspentmuchofhistimeasaboyinthiscastle,andmyfatherusedtotellmemanystoriesaboutit,and,ofcourse,Iknewallthefamilylegendsandstories。Whenonehasnothinglefttoonebutmemories,oneguardsandduststhemwithespecialcare。IlittlethoughtwhenItookservicewithyouthatI

shouldonedaycomewithyoutotheoldhomeofmyfamily。Icouldwishithadbeenanywhereelse。"

Therewassilencewhenshefinishedspeaking,andthentheBaronessturnedtheconversationtoalessembarrassingtopicthanfamilyhistories。Butafterwards,whentheoldgovernesshadslippedawayquietlytoherduties,therearoseaclamourofderisionanddisbelief。

"Itwasanimpertinence,"snappedouttheBaron,hisprotrudingeyestakingonascandalisedexpression;"fancythewomantalkinglikethatatourtable。Shealmosttolduswewerenobodies,andIdon\'tbelieveawordofit。SheisjustSchmidtandnothingmore。ShehasbeentalkingtosomeofthepeasantsabouttheoldCernogratzfamily,andrakeduptheirhistoryandtheirstories。"

"Shewantstomakeherselfoutofsomeconsequence,"saidtheBaroness;"sheknowsshewillsoonbepastworkandshewantstoappealtooursympathies。Hergrandfather,indeed!"

TheBaronesshadtheusualnumberofgrandfathers,butshenever,neverboastedaboutthem。

"Idaresayhergrandfatherwasapantryboyorsomethingofthesortinthecastle,"sniggeredtheBaron;"thatpartofthestorymaybetrue。"

ThemerchantfromHamburgsaidnothing;hehadseentearsintheoldwoman\'seyeswhenshespokeofguardinghermemories——or,beingofanimaginativedisposition,hethoughthehad。

"IshallgivehernoticetogoassoonastheNewYearfestivitiesareover,"saidtheBaroness;"tillthenIshallbetoobusytomanagewithouther。"

Butshehadtomanagewithoutherallthesame,forinthecoldbitingweatherafterChristmas,theoldgovernessfellillandkepttoherroom。

"Itismostprovoking,"saidtheBaroness,asherguestssatroundthefireononeofthelasteveningsofthedyingyear;"allthetimethatshehasbeenwithusIcannotrememberthatshewaseverseriouslyill,tooilltogoaboutanddoherwork,Imean。Andnow,whenIhavethehousefull,andshecouldbeusefulinsomanyways,shegoesandbreaksdown。Oneissorryforher,ofcourse,shelookssowitheredandshrunken,butitisintenselyannoyingallthesame。"

"Mostannoying,"agreedthebanker\'swife,sympathetically;"itistheintensecold,Iexpect,itbreakstheoldpeopleup。Ithasbeenunusuallycoldthisyear。"

"ThefrostisthesharpestthathasbeenknowninDecemberformanyyears,"saidtheBaron。

"And,ofcourse,sheisquiteold,"saidtheBaroness;"IwishIhadgivenhernoticesomeweeksago,thenshewouldhaveleftbeforethishappenedtoher。Why,Wappi,whatisthematterwithyou?"

Thesmall,woollylapdoghadleaptsuddenlydownfromitscushionandcreptshiveringunderthesofa。Atthesamemomentanoutburstofangrybarkingcamefromthedogsinthecastle-yard,andotherdogscouldbeheardyappingandbarkinginthedistance。

"Whatisdisturbingtheanimals?"askedtheBaron。

Andthenthehumans,listeningintently,heardthesoundthathadrousedthedogstotheirdemonstrationsoffearandrage;heardalong-drawnwhininghowl,risingandfalling,seemingatonemomentleaguesaway,atotherssweepingacrossthesnowuntilitappearedtocomefromthefootofthecastlewalls。Allthestarved,coldmiseryofafrozenworld,alltherelentlesshunger-furyofthewild,blendedwithotherforlornandhauntingmelodiestowhichonecouldgivenoname,seemedconcentratedinthatwailingcry。

"Wolves!"criedtheBaron。

Theirmusicbrokeforthinoneragingburst,seemingtocomefromeverywhere。

"Hundredsofwolves,"saidtheHamburgmerchant,whowasamanofstrongimagination。

Movedbysomeimpulsewhichshecouldnothaveexplained,theBaronessleftherguestsandmadeherwaytothenarrow,cheerlessroomwheretheoldgovernesslaywatchingthehoursofthedryingyearslipby。Inspiteofthebitingcoldofthewinternight,thewindowstoodopen。Withascandalisedexclamationonherlips,theBaronessrushedforwardtocloseit。

"Leaveitopen,"saidtheoldwomaninavoicethatforallitsweaknesscarriedanairofcommandsuchastheBaronesshadneverheardbeforefromherlips。

"Butyouwilldieofcold!"sheexpostulated。

"Iamdyinginanycase,"saidthevoice,"andIwanttoheartheirmusic。Theyhavecomefromfarandwidetosingthedeath-musicofmyfamily。Itisbeautifulthattheyhavecome;IamthelastvonCernogratzthatwilldieinouroldcastle,andtheyhavecometosingtome。Hark,howloudtheyarecalling!"

Thecryofthewolvesroseonthestillwinterairandfloatedroundthecastlewallsinlong-drawnpiercingwails;theoldwomanlaybackonhercouchwithalookoflong-delayedhappinessonherface。

"Goaway,"shesaidtotheBaroness;"Iamnotlonelyanymore。I

amoneofagreatoldfamily……"

"Ithinksheisdying,"saidtheBaronesswhenshehadrejoinedherguests;"Isupposewemustsendforadoctor。Andthatterriblehowling!NotformuchmoneywouldIhavesuchdeath-music。"

"Thatmusicisnottobeboughtforanyamountofmoney,"saidConrad。

"Hark!Whatisthatothersound?"askedtheBaron,asanoiseofsplittingandcrashingwasheard。

Itwasatreefallinginthepark。

Therewasamomentofconstrainedsilence,andthenthebanker\'swifespoke。

"Itistheintensecoldthatissplittingthetrees。Itisalsothecoldthathasbroughtthewolvesoutinsuchnumbers。Itismanyyearssincewehavehadsuchacoldwinter。"

TheBaronesseagerlyagreedthatthecoldwasresponsibleforthesethings。Itwasthecoldoftheopenwindow,too,whichcausedtheheartfailurethatmadethedoctor\'sministrationsunnecessaryfortheoldFraulein。Butthenoticeinthenewspaperslookedverywell-

"OnDecember29th,atSchlossCernogratz,AmalievonCernogratz,formanyyearsthevaluedfriendofBaronandBaronessGruebel。"

LOUIS

"ItwouldbejollytospendEasterinViennathisyear,"saidStrudwarden,"andlookupsomeofmyoldfriendsthere。It\'saboutthejolliestplaceIknowoftobeatforEaster——"

"IthoughtwehadmadeupourmindstospendEasteratBrighton,"

interruptedLenaStrudwarden,withanairofaggrievedsurprise。

"YoumeanthatyouhadmadeupyourmindthatweshouldspendEasterthere,"saidherhusband;"wespentlastEasterthere,andWhitsuntideaswell,andtheyearbeforethatwewereatWorthing,andBrightonagainbeforethat。Ithinkitwouldbejustaswelltohavearealchangeofscenewhileweareaboutit。"

"ThejourneytoViennawouldbeveryexpensive,"saidLena。

"Youarenotoftenconcernedabouteconomy,"saidStrudwarden,"andinanycasethetripofViennawon\'tcostabitmorethantherathermeaninglessluncheonpartiesweusuallygivetoquitemeaninglessacquaintancesatBrighton。Toescapefromallthatsetwouldbeaholidayinitself。"

Strudwardenspokefeelingly;LenaStrudwardenmaintainedanequallyfeelingsilenceonthatparticularsubject。ThesetthatshegatheredroundheratBrightonandotherSouthCoastresortswascomposedofindividualswhomightbedullandmeaninglessinthemselves,butwhounderstoodtheartofflatteringMrs。

Strudwarden。Shehadnointentionofforegoingtheirsocietyandtheirhomageandflingingherselfamongunappreciativestrangersinaforeigncapital。

"YoumustgotoViennaaloneifyouarebentongoing,"shesaid;"I

couldn\'tleaveLouisbehind,andadogisalwaysafearfulnuisanceinaforeignhotel,besidesallthefussandseparationofthequarantinerestrictionswhenonecomesback。Louiswoulddieifhewaspartedfrommeforevenaweek。Youdon\'tknowwhatthatwouldmeantome。"

LenastoopeddownandkissedthenoseofthediminutivebrownPomeranianthatlay,snugandirresponsive,beneathashawlonherlap。

"Lookhere,"saidStrudwarden,"thiseternalLouisbusinessisgettingtobearidiculousnuisance。Nothingcanbedone,noplanscanbemade,withoutsomevetoconnectedwiththatanimal\'swhimsorconveniencebeingimposed。IfyouwereapriestinattendanceonsomeAfricanfetishyoucouldn\'tsetupamoreelaboratecodeofrestrictions。Ibelieveyou\'dasktheGovernmenttoputoffaGeneralElectionifyouthoughtitwouldinterferewithLouis\'scomfortinanyway。"

BywayofanswertothistiradeMrs。Strudwardenstoopeddownagainandkissedtheirresponsivebrownnose。Itwastheactionofawomanwithabeautifullymeeknature,whowould,however,sendthewholeworldtothestakesoonerthanyieldaninchwheresheknewherselftobeintheright。

"Itisn\'tasifyouwereintheleastbitfondofanimals,"wentonStrudwarden,withgrowingirritation;"whenwearedownatKerryfieldyouwon\'tstirasteptotakethehousedogsout,evenifthey\'redyingforarun,andIdon\'tthinkyou\'vebeeninthestablestwiceinyourlife。Youlaughatwhatyoucallthefussthat\'sbeingmadeovertheexterminationofplumagebirds,andyouarequiteindignantwithmeifIinterfereonbehalfofanill-

treated,over-drivenanimalontheroad。Andyetyouinsistoneveryone\'splansbeingmadesubservienttotheconvenienceofthatstupidlittlemorseloffurandselfishness。"

"YouareprejudicedagainstmylittleLouis,"saidLena,withaworldoftenderregretinhervoice。

"I\'veneverhadthechanceofbeinganythingelsebutprejudicedagainsthim,"saidStrudwarden;"Iknowwhatajollyresponsivecompanionadoggiecanbe,butI\'veneverbeenallowedtoputafingernearLouis。Yousayhesnapsatanyoneexceptyouandyourmaid,andyousnatchedhimawayfromoldLadyPeterbytheotherday,whenshewantedtopethim,forfearhewouldburyhisteethinher。

AllthatIeverseeofhimisthetopofhisunhealthy-lookinglittlenose,peepingoutfromhisbasketorfromyourmuff,andI

occasionallyhearhiswheezylittlebarkwhenyoutakehimforawalkupanddownthecorridor。Youcan\'texpectonetogetextravagantlyfondofadogofthatsort。Onemightaswellworkupanaffectionforthecuckooinacuckoo-clock。"

"Helovesme,"saidLena,risingfromthetable,andbearingtheshawl-swathedLouisinherarms。"Helovesonlyme,andperhapsthatiswhyIlovehimsomuchinreturn。Idon\'tcarewhatyousayagainsthim,Iamnotgoingtobeseparatedfromhim。IfyouinsistongoingtoViennayoumustgoalone,asfarasIamconcerned。I

thinkitwouldbemuchmoresensibleifyouweretocometoBrightonwithLouisandme,butofcourseyoumustpleaseyourself。"

"Youmustgetridofthatdog,"saidStrudwarden\'ssisterwhenLenahadlefttheroom;"itmustbehelpedtosomesuddenandmercifulend。Lenaismerelymakinguseofitasaninstrumentforgettingherownwayondozensofoccasionswhenshewouldotherwisebeobligedtoyieldgracefullytoyourwishesortothegeneralconvenience。Iamconvincedthatshedoesn\'tcareabrassbuttonabouttheanimalitself。WhenherfriendsarebuzzingroundheratBrightonoranywhereelseandthedogwouldbeintheway,ithastospendwholedaysalonewiththemaid,butifyouwantLenatogowithyouanywherewhereshedoesn\'twanttogoinstantlyshetrotsouttheexcusethatshecouldn\'tbeseparatedfromherdog。HaveyouevercomeintoaroomunobservedandheardLenatalkingtoherbelovedpet?Ineverhave。Ibelievesheonlyfussesoveritwhenthere\'ssomeonepresenttonoticeher。"

"Idon\'tmindadmitting,"saidStrudwarden,"thatI\'vedweltmorethanoncelatelyonthepossibilityofsomefatalaccidentputtinganendtoLouis\'sexistence。It\'snotveryeasy,though,toarrangeafatalityforacreaturethatspendsmostofitstimeinamufforasleepinatoykennel。Idon\'tthinkpoisonwouldbeanygood;

it\'sobviouslyhorriblyover-fed,forI\'veseenLenaofferitdaintiesattablesometimes,butitneverseemstoeatthem。"

"LenawillbeawayatchurchonWednesdaymorning,"saidElsieStrudwardenreflectively;"shecan\'ttakeLouiswithherthere,andsheisgoingontotheDellingsforlunch。Thatwillgiveyouseveralhoursinwhichtocarryoutyourpurpose。Themaidwillbeflirtingwiththechauffeurmostofthetime,and,anyhow,Icanmanagetokeepheroutofthewayonsomepretextorother。"

"Thatleavesthefieldclear,"saidStrudwarden,"butunfortunatelymybrainisequallyablankasfarasanylethalprojectisconcerned。Thelittlebeastissomonstrouslyinactive;Ican\'tpretendthatitleaptintothebathanddrowneditself,orthatittookonthebutcher\'smastiffinunequalcombatandgotchewedup。

Inwhatpossibleguisecoulddeathcometoaconfirmedbasket-

dweller?ItwouldbetoosuspiciousifweinventedaSuffragetteraidandpretendedthattheyinvadedLena\'sboudoirandthrewabrickathim。Weshouldhavetodoalotofotherdamageaswell,whichwouldberatheranuisance,andtheservantswouldthinkitoddthattheyhadseennothingoftheinvaders。"

"Ihaveanidea,"saidElsie;"getaboxwithanair-tightlid,andboreasmallholeinit,justbigenoughtoletinanindiarubbertube。PopLouis,kennelandall,intothebox,shutitdown,andputtheotherendofthetubeoverthegas-bracket。Thereyouhaveaperfectlethalchamber。Youcanstandthekennelattheopenwindowafterwards,togetridofthesmellofgas,andallthatLenawillfindwhenshecomeshomelateintheafternoonwillbeaplacidlydefunctLouis。"

"Novelshavebeenwrittenaboutwomenlikeyou,"saidStrudwarden;

"youhaveaperfectlycriminalmind。Let\'scomeandlookforabox。"

Twomorningslatertheconspiratorsstoodgazingguiltilyatastoutsquarebox,connectedwiththegas-bracketbyalengthofindiarubbertubing。

"Notasound,"saidElsie;"heneverstirred;itmusthavebeenquitepainless。AllthesameIfeelratherhorridnowit\'sdone。"

"Theghastlyparthastocome,"saidStrudwarden,turningoffthegas。"We\'llliftthelidslowly,andletthegasoutbydegrees。

Swingthedoortoandfrotosendadraughtthroughtheroom。"

Someminuteslater,whenthefumeshadrushedoff,hestoopeddownandliftedoutthelittlekennelwithitsgrimburden。Elsiegaveanexclamationofterror。Louissatatthedoorofhisdwelling,headerectandearspricked,ascoldlyanddefiantlyinertaswhentheyhadputhimintohisexecutionchamber。Strudwardendroppedthekennelwithajerk,andstaredforalongmomentatthemiracle-

dog;thenhewentintoapealofchatteringlaughter。

Itwascertainlyawonderfulimitationofatruculent-lookingtoyPomeranian,andtheapparatusthatgaveforthawheezybarkwhenyoupressedithadmateriallyhelpedtheimpositionthatLena,andLena\'smaid,hadfoistedonthehousehold。Forawomanwhodislikedanimals,butlikedgettingherownwayunderahaloofunselfishness,Mrs。Strudwardenhadmanagedratherwell。

"Louisisdead,"wasthecurtinformationthatgreetedLenaonherreturnfromherluncheonparty。

"LouisDEAD!"sheexclaimed。

"Yes,heflewatthebutcher-boyandbithim,andhebitme,too,whenItriedtogethimoff,soIhadtohavehimdestroyed。Youwarnedmethathesnapped,butyoudidn\'ttellmethathewasdownrightdangerous。Ishallhavetopaytheboysomethingheavybywayofcompensation,soyouwillhavetogowithoutthosebucklesthatyouwantedtohaveforEaster;alsoIshallhavetogotoViennatoconsultDr。Schroeder,whoisaspecialistondog-bites,andyouwillhavetocometoo。IhavesentwhatremainsofLouistoRowlandWardtobestuffed;thatwillbemyEastergifttoyouinsteadofthebuckles。ForHeaven\'ssake,Lena,weep,ifyoureallyfeelitsomuch;anythingwouldbebetterthanstandingtherestaringasifyouthoughtIhadlostmyreason。"

LenaStrudwardendidnotweep,butherattemptatlaughingwasanunmistakablefailure。

THEGUESTS

"Thelandscapeseenfromourwindowsiscertainlycharming,"saidAnnabel;"thosecherryorchardsandgreenmeadows,andtheriverwindingalongthevalley,andthechurchtowerpeepingoutamongtheelms,theyallmakeamosteffectivepicture。There\'ssomethingdreadfullysleepyandlanguorousaboutit,though;stagnationseemstobethedominantnote。Nothingeverhappenshere;seedtimeandharvest,anoccasionaloutbreakofmeaslesoramildlydestructivethunderstorm,andalittleelectionexcitementaboutonceinfiveyears,thatisallthatwehavetomodifythemonotonyofourexistence。Ratherdreadful,isn\'tit?"

"Onthecontrary,"saidMatilda,"Ifinditsoothingandrestful;

butthen,yousee,I\'velivedincountrieswherethingsdohappen,eversomanyatatime,whenyou\'renotreadyforthemhappeningallatonce。"

"That,ofcourse,makesadifference,"saidAnnabel。

"Ihaveneverforgotten,"saidMatilda,"theoccasionwhentheBishopofBequarpaidusanunexpectedvisit;hewasonhiswaytolaythefoundation-stoneofamission-houseorsomethingofthesort。"

"Ithoughtthatoutthereyouwerealwayspreparedforemergencygueststurningup,"saidAnnabel。

"IwasquitepreparedforhalfadozenBishops,"saidMatilda,"butitwasratherdisconcertingtofindoutafteralittleconversationthatthisparticularonewasadistantcousinofmine,belongingtoabranchofthefamilythathadquarrelledbitterlyandoffensivelywithourbranchaboutaCrownDerbydessertservice;theygotit,andweoughttohavegotit,insomelegacy,orelsewegotitandtheythoughttheyoughttohaveit,Iforgetwhich;anyhow,Iknowtheybehaveddisgracefully。Nowherewasoneofthemturningupintheodourofsanctity,sotospeak,andclaimingthetraditionalhospitalityoftheEast。"

"Itwasrathertrying,butyoucouldhaveleftyourhusbandtodomostoftheentertaining。"

"Myhusbandwasfiftymilesup-country,talkingsense,orwhatheimaginedtobesense,toavillagecommunitythatfanciedoneoftheirleadingmenwasawere-tiger。"

"Awhattiger?"

"Awere-tiger;you\'veheardofwere-wolves,haven\'tyou,amixtureofwolfandhumanbeinganddemon?Well,inthosepartstheyhavewere-tigers,orthinktheyhave,andImustsaythatinthiscase,sofarasswornanduncontestedevidencewent,theyhadeverygroundforthinkingso。However,aswegaveupwitchcraftprosecutionsaboutthreehundredyearsago,wedon\'tliketohaveotherpeoplekeepingonourdiscardedpractices;itdoesn\'tseemrespectfultoourmentalandmoralposition。"

"Ihopeyouweren\'tunkindtotheBishop,"saidAnnabel。

"Well,ofcoursehewasmyguest,soIhadtobeoutwardlypolitetohim,buthewastactlessenoughtorakeuptheincidentsoftheoldquarrel,andtotrytomakeoutthattherewassomethingtobesaidforthewayhissideofthefamilyhadbehaved;eveniftherewas,whichIdon\'tforamomentadmit,myhousewasnottheplaceinwhichtosayit。Ididn\'targuethematter,butIgavemycookaholidaytogoandvisithisagedparentssomeninetymilesaway。

Theemergencycookwasnotaspecialistincurries,infact,Idon\'tthinkcookinginanyshapeorformcouldhavebeenoneofhisstrongpoints。Ibelieveheoriginallycametousintheguiseofagardener,butasweneverpretendedtohaveanythingthatcouldbeconsideredagardenhewasutilisedasassistantgoatherd,inwhichcapacity,Iunderstand,hegaveeverysatisfaction。WhentheBishopheardthatIhadsentawaythecookonaspecialandunnecessaryholidayhesawtheinwardnessofthemanoeuvre,andfromthatmomentwewerescarcelyonspeakingterms。IfyouhaveeverhadaBishopwithwhomyouwerenotonspeakingtermsstayinginyourhouse,youwillappreciatethesituation。"

Annabelconfessedthatherlife-storyhadneverincludedsuchadisturbingexperience。

"Then,"continuedMatilda,"tomakemattersmorecomplicated,theGwadlipicheeoverfloweditsbanks,athingitdideverynowandthenwhentherainswereundulyprolonged,andthelowerpartofthehouseandalltheout-buildingsweresubmerged。Wemanagedtogettheponieslooseintime,andthesyceswamthewholelotofthemofftothenearestrisingground。Agoatortwo,thechiefgoat-

herd,thechiefgoat-herd\'swife,andseveraloftheirbabiescametoanchorageintheverandah。Alltherestoftheavailablespacewasfilledupwithwet,bedraggled-lookinghensandchickens;oneneverreallyknowshowmanyfowlsonepossessestilltheservants\'

quartersarefloodedout。Ofcourse,Ihadbeenthroughsomethingofthesortinpreviousfloods,butneverbeforehadIhadahousefulofgoatsandbabiesandhalf-drownedhens,supplementedbyaBishopwithwhomIwashardlyonspeakingterms。"

"Itmusthavebeenatryingexperience,"commentedAnnabel。

"Moreembarrassmentsweretofollow。Iwasn\'tgoingtoletamereordinaryfloodwashoutthememoryofthatCrownDerbydessertservice,andIintimatedtotheBishopthathislargebedroom,withawritingtableinit,andhissmallbath-room,withasufficiencyofcold-waterjarsinit,washisshareofthepremises,andthatspacewasrathercongestedundertheexistingcircumstances。

However,ataboutthreeo\'clockintheafternoon,whenhehadawakenedfromhismiddaysleep,hemadeasuddenincursionintotheroomthatwasnormallythedrawing-room,butwasnowdining-room,store-house,saddle-room,andhalfadozenothertemporarypremisesaswell。Fromtheconditionofmyguest\'scostumeheseemedtothinkitmightalsoserveashisdressing-room。

"\'I\'mafraidthereisnowhereforyoutosit,\'Isaidcoldly;\'theverandahisfullofgoats。\'

"\'Thereisagoatinmybedroom,\'heobservedwithequalcoldness,andmorethanasuspicionofsardonicreproach。

"\'Really,\'Isaid,\'anothersurvivor?Ithoughtalltheothergoatsweredonefor。\'

"\'Thisparticulargoatisquitedonefor,\'hesaid,\'itisbeingdevouredbyaleopardatthepresentmoment。ThatiswhyIlefttheroom;someanimalsresentbeingwatchedwhiletheyareeating。\'

"Theleopard,ofcourse,waseasilyexplained;ithadbeenhangingroundthegoatshedswhenthefloodcame,andhadclamberedupbytheoutsidestaircaseleadingtotheBishop\'sbath-room,thoughtfullybringingagoatwithit。Probablyitfoundthebath-

roomtoodampandshut-inforitstaste,andtransferreditsbanquetingoperationstothebedroomwhiletheBishopwashavinghisnap。"

"Whatafrightfulsituation!"exclaimedAnnabel;"fancyhavingaraveningleopardinthehouse,withafloodallroundyou。"

"Notintheleastravening,"saidMatilda;"itwasfullofgoat,hadanyamountofwateratitsdisposalifitfeltthirsty,andprobablyhadnomoreimmediatewishthanadesireforuninterruptedsleep。

Still,Ithinkanyonewilladmitthatitwasanembarrassingpredicamenttohaveyouronlyavailableguest-roomoccupiedbyaleopard,theverandahchokedupwithgoatsandbabiesandwethens,andaBishopwithwhomyouwerescarcelyonspeakingtermsplanteddowninyourownsitting-room。Ireallydon\'tknowhowIgotthroughthosecrawlinghours,andofcoursemealtimesonlymademattersworse。Theemergencycookhadeveryexcuseforsendinginwaterysoupandsloppyrice,andasneitherthechiefgoat-herdnorhiswifewereexpertdivers,thecellarcouldnotbereached。

FortunatelytheGwadlipicheesubsidesasrapidlyasitrises,andjustbeforedawnthesycecamesplashingback,withtheponiesonlyfetlockdeepinwater。ThentherearosesomeawkwardnessfromthefactthattheBishopwishedtoleavesoonerthantheleoparddid,andasthelatterwasensconcedinthemidstoftheformer\'spersonalpossessionstherewasanobviousdifficultyinalteringtheorderofdeparture。IpointedouttotheBishopthataleopard\'shabitsandtastesarenotthoseofanotter,andthatitnaturallypreferredwalkingtowading;andthatinanycaseamealofanentiregoat,washeddownwithtub-water,justifiedacertainamountofrepose;ifIhadhadgunsfiredtofrightentheanimalaway,astheBishopsuggested,itwouldprobablymerelyhaveleftthebedroomtocomeintothealreadyover-crowdeddrawing-room。Altogetheritwasratherareliefwhentheybothleft。Now,perhaps,youcanunderstandmyappreciationofasleepycountrysidewherethingsdon\'thappen。"

THEPENANCE

OctavianRuttlewasoneofthoselivelycheerfulindividualsonwhomamiabilityhadsetitsunmistakablestamp,and,likemostofhiskind,hissoul\'speacedependedinlargemeasureontheunstintedapprovalofhisfellows。Inhuntingtodeathasmalltabbycathehaddoneathingofwhichhescarcelyapprovedhimself,andhewasgladwhenthegardenerhadhiddenthebodyinitshastilyduggraveunderaloneoak-treeinthemeadow,thesametreethatthehuntedquarryhadclimbedasalastefforttowardssafety。Ithadbeenadistastefulandseeminglyruthlessdeed,butcircumstanceshaddemandedthedoingofit。Octaviankeptchickens;atleasthekeptsomeofthem;othersvanishedfromhiskeeping,leavingonlyafewbloodstainedfeatherstomarkthemanneroftheirgoing。Thetabbycatfromthelargegreyhousethatstoodwithitsbacktothemeadowhadbeendetectedinmanyfurtivevisitstothehen-coups,andafterduenegotiationwiththoseinauthorityatthegreyhouseasentenceofdeathhadbeenagreedon。"Thechildrenwillmind,buttheyneednotknow,"hadbeenthelastwordonthematter。

ThechildreninquestionwereastandingpuzzletoOctavian;inthecourseofafewmonthsheconsideredthatheshouldhaveknowntheirnames,ages,thedatesoftheirbirthdays,andhavebeenintroducedtotheirfavouritetoys。Theyremainedhowever,asnon-committalasthelongblankwallthatshutthemofffromthemeadow,awalloverwhichtheirthreeheadssometimesappearedatoddmoments。TheyhadparentsinIndia——thatmuchOctavianhadlearnedintheneighbourhood;thechildren,beyondgroupingthemselvesgarment-wiseintosexes,agirlandtwoboys,carriedtheirlifestorynofurtheronhisbehoof。Andnowitseemedhewasengagedinsomethingwhichtouchedthemclosely,butmustbehiddenfromtheirknowledge。

Thepoorhelplesschickenshadgoneonebyonetotheirdoom,soitwasmeetthattheirdestroyershouldcometoaviolentend;yetOctavianfeltsomequalmswhenhisshareoftheviolencewasended。

Thelittlecat,headedofffromitswontedtracksofsafety,hadracedunfriendedfromsheltertoshelter,anditsendhadbeenratherpiteous。Octavianwalkedthroughthelonggrassofthemeadowwithasteplessjauntythanusual。Andashepassedbeneaththeshadowofthehighblankwallheglancedupandbecameawarethathishuntinghadhadundesiredwitnesses。Threewhitesetfaceswerelookingdownathim,andifeveranartistwantedathreefoldstudyofcoldhumanhate,impotentyetunyielding,ragingyetmaskedinstillness,hewouldhavefounditinthetriplegazethatmetOctavian\'seye。

"I\'msorry,butithadtobedone,"saidOctavian,withgenuineapologyinhisvoice。

"Beast!"

Theanswercamefromthreethroatswithstartlingintensity。

Octavianfeltthattheblankwallwouldnotbemoreimpervioustohisexplanationsthanthebunchofhumanhostilitythatpeeredoveritscoping;hewiselydecidedtowithholdhispeaceoverturestillamorehopefuloccasion。

Twodayslaterheransackedthebestsweetshopintheneighbouringmarkettownforaboxofchocolatesthatbyitssizeandcontentsshouldfitlyatoneforthedismaldeeddoneundertheoaktreeinthemeadow。Thetwofirstspecimensthatwereshownhimhehastilyrejected;onehadagroupofchickenspicturedonitslid,theotherboretheportraitofatabbykitten。Athirdsamplewasmoresimplybedeckedwithasprayofpaintedpoppies,andOctavianhailedtheflowersofforgetfulnessasahappyomen。Hefeltdistinctlymoreateasewithhissurroundingswhentheimposingpackagehadbeensentacrosstothegreyhouse,andamessagereturnedtosaythatithadbeendulygiventothechildren。Thenextmorninghesaunteredwithpurposefulstepspastthelongblankwallonhiswaytothechicken-runandpiggerythatstoodatthebottomofthemeadow。Thethreechildrenwereperchedattheiraccustomedlook-out,andtheirrangeofsightdidnotseemtoconcernitselfwithOctavian\'spresence。Ashebecamedepressinglyawareofthealoofnessoftheirgazehealsonotedastrangevariegationintheherbageathisfeet;

thegreenswardforaconsiderablespacearoundwasstrewnandspeckledwithachocolate-colouredhail,enlivenedhereandtherewithgaytinsel-likewrappingsortheglisteningmauveofcrystallisedviolets。Itwasasthoughthefairyparadiseofagreedymindedchildhadtakenshapeandsubstanceinthevegetationofthemeadow。Octavian\'sbloodmoneyhadbeenflungbackathiminscorn。

Toincreasehisdiscomfiturethemarchofeventstendedtoshifttheblameofravagedchicken-coopsfromthesupposedculpritwhohadalreadypaidfullforfeit;theyoungchickswerestillcarriedoff,anditseemedhighlyprobablethatthecathadonlyhauntedthechicken-runtopreyontheratswhichharbouredthere。Throughtheflowingchannelsofservanttalkthechildrenlearnedofthisbelatedrevisionofverdict,andOctavianonedaypickedupasheetofcopy-bookpaperonwhichwaspainstakinglywritten:"Beast。

Ratseatedyourchickens。"Moreardentlythaneverdidhewishforanopportunityforsloughingoffthedisgracethatenwrappedhim,andearningsomehappiernicknamefromhisthreeunsparingjudges。

Andonedayachanceinspirationcametohim。Olivia,histwo-year-

olddaughter,wasaccustomedtospendthehourfromhighnoontilloneo\'clockwithherfatherwhilethenursemaidgobbledanddigestedherdinnerandnovelette。Aboutthesametimetheblankwallwasusuallyenlivenedbythepresenceofitsthreesmallwardens。

Octavian,withseemingcarelessnessofpurpose,broughtOliviawellwithinhailofthewatchersandnotedwithhiddendelightthegrowinginterestthatdawnedinthathithertosternlyhostilequarter。HislittleOlivia,withhersleepyplacidways,wasgoingtosucceedwherehe,withhisanxiouswell-meantovertures,hadsosignallyfailed。Hebroughtheralargeyellowdahlia,whichshegraspedtightlyinonehandandregardedwithastareofbenevolentboredom,suchasonemightbestowonamateurclassicaldancingperformedinaidofadeservingcharity。Thenheturnedshylytothegroupperchedonthewallandaskedwithaffectedcarelessness,"Doyoulikeflowers?"Threesolemnnodsrewardedhisventure。

"Whichsortsdoyoulikebest?"heasked,thistimewithadistinctbetrayalofeagernessinhisvoice。

"Thosewithallthecolours,overthere。"Threechubbyarmspointedtoadistanttangleofsweetpea。Child-like,theyhadaskedforwhatlayfarthestfromhand,butOctaviantrottedoffgleefullytoobeytheirwelcomebehest。Hepulledandpluckedwithunsparinghand,andbroughteveryvarietyoftintthathecouldseeintohisbunchthatwasrapidlybecomingabundle。Thenheturnedtoretracehissteps,andfoundtheblankwallblankerandmoredesertedthanever,whiletheforegroundwasvoidofalltraceofOlivia。Fardownthemeadowthreechildrenwerepushingago-cartattheutmostspeedtheycouldmusterinthedirectionofthepiggeries;itwasOlivia\'sgo-cartandOliviasatinit,somewhatbumpedandshakenbythepaceatwhichshewasbeingdriven,butapparentlyretainingherwontedcomposureofmind。Octavianstaredforamomentattherapidlymovinggroup,andthenstartedinhotpursuit,sheddingasheranspraysofblossomfromthemassofsweet-peathathestillclutchedinhishands。Fastasheranthechildrenhadreachedthepiggerybeforehecouldovertakethem,andhearrivedjustintimetoseeOlivia,wonderingbutunprotesting,hauledandpusheduptotheroofoftheneareststy。Theywereoldbuildingsinsomeneedofrepair,andthericketyroofwouldcertainlynothaveborneOctavian\'sweightifhehadattemptedtofollowhisdaughterandhercaptorsontheirnewvantageground。

"Whatareyougoingtodowithher?"hepanted。Therewasnomistakingthegrimtrendofmischiefinthoseflushedbysternlycomposedyoungfaces。

"Hangherinchainsoveraslowfire,"saidoneoftheboys。

EvidentlytheyhadbeenreadingEnglishhistory。

"Frowherdownthepigswilld\'vourher,everybit\'ceptthepalmsofherhands,"saidtheotherboy。ItwasalsoevidentthattheyhadstudiedBiblicalhistory。

ThelastproposalwastheonewhichmostalarmedOctavian,sinceitmightbecarriedintoeffectatamoment\'snotice;therehadbeencases,heremembered,ofpigseatingbabies。

"Yousurelywouldn\'ttreatmypoorlittleOliviainthatway?"hepleaded。

"Youkilledourlittlecat,"cameinsternreminderfromthreethroats。

"I\'msorryIdid,"saidOctavian,andifthereisastandardmeasurementintruthsOctavian\'sstatementwasassuredlyalargenine。

"Weshallbeverysorrywhenwe\'vekilledOlivia,"saidthegirl,"butwecan\'tbesorrytillwe\'vedoneit。"

Theinexorablechild-logicroselikeanunyieldingrampartbeforeOctavian\'sscaredpleadings。Beforehecouldthinkofanyfreshlineofappealhisenergieswerecalledoutinanotherdirection。

Oliviahadslidofftheroofandfallenwithasoft,unctuoussplashintoamorassofmuckanddecayingstraw。Octavianscrambledhastilyoverthepigstywalltoherrescue,andatoncefoundhimselfinaquagmirethatengulfedhisfeet。Olivia,afterthefirstshockofsurpriseathersuddendropthroughtheair,hadbeenmildlypleasedatfindingherselfincloseandunstintedcontactwiththestickyelementthatoozedaroundher,butasshebegantosinkgentlyintothebedofslimeafeelingdawnedonherthatshewasnotafterallveryhappy,andshebegantocryinthetentativefashionofthenormallygoodchild。Octavian,battlingwiththequagmire,whichseemedtohavelearnedtherareartofgivingwayatallpointswithoutyieldinganinch,sawhisdaughterslowlydisappearingintheengulfingslush,hersmearedfacefurtherdistortedwiththecontortionsofwhimperingwonder,whilefromtheirperchonthepigstyroofthethreechildrenlookeddownwiththecoldunpityingdetachmentoftheParcaeSisters。

"Ican\'treachherintime,"gaspedOctavian,"she\'llbechokedinthemuck。Won\'tyouhelpher?"

"Noonehelpedourcat,"cametheinevitablereminder。

"I\'lldoanythingtoshowyouhowsorryIamaboutthat,"criedOctavian,withafurtherdesperateflounder,whichcarriedhimscarcelytwoinchesforward。

"Willyoustandinawhitesheetbythegrave?"

"Yes,"screamedOctavian。

"Holdingacandle?"

"An\'saying\'I\'mamiserableBeast\'?"

Octavianagreedtobothsuggestions。

"Foralong,longtime?"

"Forhalfanhour,"saidOctavian。Therewasananxiousringinhisvoiceashenamedthetime-limit;wastherenottheprecedentofaGermankingwhodidopen-airpenanceforseveraldaysandnightsatChristmas-timecladonlyinhisshirt?FortunatelythechildrendidnotappeartohavereadGermanhistory,andhalfanhourseemedlongandgoodlyintheireyes。

"Allright,"camewiththreefoldsolemnityfromtheroof,andamomentlaterashortladderhadbeenlaboriouslypushedacrosstoOctavian,wholostnotimeinproppingitagainstthelowpigstywall。Scramblinggingerlyalongitsrungshewasabletoleanacrossthemorassthatseparatedhimfromhisslowlyfounderingoffspringandextractherlikeanunwillingcorkfromit\'sslushyembrace。Afewminuteslaterhewaslisteningtotheshrillandrepeatedassurancesofthenursemaidthatherpreviousexperienceoffilthyspectacleshadbeenonanotablysmallerscale。

ThatsameeveningwhentwilightwasdeepeningintodarknessOctaviantookuphispositionaspenitentundertheloneoak-tree,havingfirstcarefullyundressedthepart。Cladinazephyrshirt,whichonthisoccasionthoroughlymeriteditsname,heheldinonehandalightedcandleandintheotherawatch,intowhichthesoulofadeadplumberseemedtohavepassed。Aboxofmatcheslayathisfeetandwasresortedtoonthefairlyfrequentoccasionswhenthecandlesuccumbedtothenightbreezes。Thehouseloomedinscrutableinthemiddledistance,butasOctavianconscientiouslyrepeatedtheformulaofhispenancehefeltcertainthatthreepairsofsolemneyeswerewatchinghismoth-sharedvigil。

Andthenextmorninghiseyesweregladdenedbyasheetofcopy-bookpaperlyingbesidetheblankwall,onwhichwaswrittenthemessage"Un-Beast。"

THEPHANTOMLUNCHEON

"TheSmithly-DubbsareinTown,"saidSirJames。"Iwishyouwouldshowthemsomeattention。AskthemtolunchwithyouattheRitzorsomewhere。"

"FromthelittleI\'veseenoftheSmithly-DubbsIdon\'tthingIwanttocultivatetheiracquaintance,"saidLadyDrakmanton。

"Theyalwaysworkforusatelectiontimes,"saidherhusband;"I

don\'tsupposetheyinfluenceverymanyvotes,buttheyhaveanunclewhoisononeofmywardcommittees,andanotherunclespeakssometimesatsomeofourlessimportantmeetings。Thosesortofpeopleexpectsomereturnintheshapeofhospitality。"

"Expectit!"exclaimedLadyDrakmanton;"theMissesSmithly-Dubbdomorethanthat;theyalmostdemandit。Theybelongtomyclub,andhangaboutthelobbyjustaboutlunch-time,allthreeofthem,withtheirtongueshangingoutoftheirmouthsandthesix-courselookintheireyes。IfIweretobreathetheword\'lunch\'theywouldhustlemeintoataxiandscream\'Ritz\'or\'Dieudonne\'s\'tothedriverbeforeIknewwhatwashappening。"

"Allthesame,Ithinkyououghttoaskthemtoamealofsomesort,"persistedSirJames。

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