Miss Billie Married

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andleaveoutthatdreadful`ickeywickey’?

Ofcoursehecan’tunderstandthingsnow,really,butweneverknowwhenhe’llbeginto,andwearen’tevergoingtolethimhearbaby-talkatall,ifwecanhelpit。Andtruly,whenyoucometothinkofit,itisabsurdtoexpectachildtotalksensiblyandrationallyonthementaldietof`moo-moos’and`choo-choos’servedouttothem。OurProfessorofMetaphysicsandIdeologyinourChildStudyCoursesaysthatnothingissoreceptiveandplasticastheMindofaLittleChild,andthatitisperfectlyappallinghowwefillitwithtrivialabsurditiesthathaven’teventhevirtueofbeingaccurate。Sothat’swhywe’retryingtobesocarefulwithBaby。Youdidn’tmindmyspeaking,Iknow,AuntHannah。’

Oh,no,ofcoursenot,Billy,’retortedAuntHannah,alittletartly,andwithatouchofsarcasmmostunlikehergentleself。I’msureI

shouldn’twishtofillthisinfant’splasticmindwithanythingsoappallingastrivialinaccuracies。

MayIbepardonedforsuggesting,however,’

shewentonasthebaby’swhimperthreatenedtobecomealustywail,thatthisyounggentlemancriesasifheweresleepyandhungry?’

Yes,heis,’admittedBilly。

Well,doesn’tyoursystemofscientifictrainingallowhimtobegivensuchtrivialabsurditiesasfoodandnaps?’inquiredthelady,mildly。

Ofcourseitdoes,AuntHannah,’retortedBilly,laughinginspiteofherself。Andit’salmosttimenow。Thereareonlyafewmoreminutestowait。’

Fewmoreminutestowait,indeed!’scornedAuntHannah。Isupposethepoorlittlefellowmightcryandcry,andyouwouldn’tsetthatclockaheadbyateenyweenyminute!’

Certainlynot,’saidtheyoungmother,decisively。My`DailyGuideforMothers’saysthatatimeforeverythingandeverythinginitstime,istheveryABCandwholealphabetofRightTraining。Hedoeseverythingbytheclock,andtotheminute,’declaredBilly,proudly。

AuntHannahsniffed,obviouslyskepticalandrebellious。AliceGreggorylaughed。

AuntHannahlooksasifshe’dliketobringdownherclockthatstrikeshalfanhourahead,’

shesaidmischievously;butAuntHannahdidnotdeigntoanswerthis。

Howlongdoyourockhim?’shedemandedofBilly。IsupposeImaydothat,mayn’tI?’

Mercy,Idon’trockhimatall,AuntHannah,’exclaimedBilly。

Norsingtohim?’

Certainlynot。’

Butyoudid——beforeIwentaway。I

rememberthatyoudid。’

Yes,IknowIdid,’admittedBilly,andI

hadanawfultime,too。Someevenings,everysingleoneofus,eventoUncleWilliam,hadtotrybeforewecouldgethimofftosleep。ButthatwasbeforeIgotmy`EfficiencyofMotherandChild,’ormy`ScientificTraining,’and,oh,lotsofothers。Yousee,Ididn’tknowathingthen,andIlovedtorockhim,soIdidit——thoughthenursesaiditwasn’tgoodforhim;butIdidn’tbelieve_her_。I’vehadanawfultimechanging;butI’vedoneit。Ijustputhiminhislittlecrib,orhiscarriage,andafterawhilehegoestosleep。

Sometimes,now,hedoesn’tcryhardlyany。I’mafraid,to-day,though,hewill,’sheworried。

Yes,I’mafraidhewill,’almostscreamedAuntHannah,inordertomakeherselfheardaboveBertram,Jr。,who,bythistime,wasvoicinghisopinionofmattersandthingsinnouncertainmanner。

Itwasnot,afterall,soverylongbeforepeaceandorderreigned;and,induecourse,Bertram,Jr。,inhiscarriage,layfastasleep。Then,whileAuntHannahwenttoBilly’sroomforashortrest,BillyandAlicewentoutontothewideverandawhichfacedthewonderfulexpanseofskyandsea。

Nowtellmeofyourself,’commandedBilly,almostatonce。It’sbeenagessinceI’veheardorseenathingofyou。’

There’snothingtotell。’

Nonsense!Buttheremustbe,’insistedBilly。Youknowit’smonthssinceI’veseenanythingofyou,hardly。’

Iknow。WefeelquiteneglectedattheAnnex,’saidAlice。

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